What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How is sex with a woman for gay men?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

Goldfinger

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

What happens to single guys when they get older?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are women attracted to ugly guys?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

Octopussy

Live and Let Die